Horn...Y Okay??? Please...!!!

Hey Sexy Wassup!! Hey Sugar Howdy!! Holla My Candy Dip!! Fine to be greeted like this?? Yes???? Maybe No..!!

Being specie from Venus we women gush and blush at compliments or even more for the little attention we get…but please only for the genuine one’s. Rest compliments like…..”Hey Pooh you are cute, I like your smile, I mean you are not just cute you are pretty, love your eyes too” and stuffs like that only end up annoying me (with due respects to the one who rendered his/her compliment) I’ll forgive them assuming maybe they are not too creative with their expressions.

But let me alert you all…we women may look dumber to you guys but we do have gifted senses to identify who is genuine and who is not with his/her a compliment. The not so genuine guys I tag them as “Tharkis”

My definition of a Tharki would be “ Tharki is a man or woman who is underrated and a poor souls desperately trying to seek attention by giving undue attention. Their characteristics are they may be presentable or ugly, classy or unpolished in appearance the only thing on their mind is getting physically close with the opposite sex – however dirty/shabby/ugly/stupid the person maybe.” English word for a Tharki is Horny!! ;)

Facts About Tharki: THEY KNOW IT FOR A MATTER OF FACT THAT THEY ARE THARKI BUT WONT MEND THEIR WAYS

Example on how a Tharki talks: “Hi Miss Sexy. Saw your picture on FB. Can we be friends??”

Example 2: “Uffffff U r gorgeous. Pls send me friend request as I cannot invite you to be a friend on FB..I am waiting”

And I can keep writing many more such examples but these top the lists and are very common. Can you imagine how irritating it can be when someone out of nowhere jumps up and says “DO you wanna be my friend, or can I be your friend” and you feel like, DO i even know you. Pahhhh….!! I  would definitely not do the same, neither would i ask anyone just like that to be my friend. All I shall rather if I really felt I should know a person is to start a conversation on something that triggers my interest in him/her and let friendship develop on it’s on. 

No matter how good-looking or how sensible the girl is (Which is rare, no offence), tharki people won’t stop hitting on them. I think its become an everday event in my life to come across such nerds. I know some folks reading this will end up debating saying while every guy, one or the other time hits on some girl, every guy has to propose someone in his life, every person can fall in love, then how can you tag them as tharkis?? Not all are tharkis or despos!! Agreed is all I will say but will for sure take you  through some samples of tharkis which some will relate to and some will learn about the endangered ones!!

To start with there are various levels of tharkipan. Starting with the beginner level, then the intermediate, then experts, then finally the MASTERS!! Please see I am just sharing this from my experiences of bumping into some tharkis  in my life…!! Have no perspective from a guy’s side on how tharki a girl can get ;) Maybe will explore someday and pen down that too. So here will restrict to GUY THARKIS :D The following instances are just to show how they initiate their talks.

Beginner level Tharki:

They like girls, good looking actress. They are shy. They will with lot of hesitance send you a msg on FB requesting you to add them. If you don’t respond they’ll chuck and move on to the next pretty girl they will find their eyes settling on to. Just incase if you respond to their message even with just a “HI” he will not leave a single chance to spam your inbox and will start hitting on you indirectly. Suggestion from me: DON’T EVER LET THIS KIND OF A THARKI KNOW THAT YOU ARE SINGLE…!!!!! ELSE BE READY FOR A PROPOSAL IN UR INBOX WITHIN 2 DAYS ITSELF.

Example:  On social Media: Boy: Hi Sweety How are you? You look so nice in ur dp. Can we be friends if you don’t mind?

In person: Boy: He will glance at you and the moment you look at him and notice his glance he will just smile.

Rest depends on the girls interests………

Songs They Will Tend To Like:  Jab Bhi Koi ladki Dekhoon Mera Dil Deewana Boley Ole Ole ….Oleeee

Intermediate level Tharki:

They Like girls, aunties, sexy actress. They talk a lot but will be nice to you. At times they will try being ill mannered too and will try all possible ways to create chances to talk. They’ll keep sending you fwded msgs in your inbox/numbers. For sure a good morning and good night msg every day.

Example: On Social Media: Boy: Hey Sexy, must say you look damn hawwwwwtttttt, can we be friends? I know you must be thinking who I am…I will tell you about me once you add me on FB.

 If you don’t respond his second message will pop up: Arey yaar reply no, I am waiting for you. (Me ROTFL…!!!!)

In Person: Boy: He will glance at you and the moment you look at him and notice his glance he will just smile.  If you wont respond he will keep staring at you and do things like talk loud…crack a joke to grab your attention. And as many times you look at him he will smile smile and smile and try to initiate a conversation somehow.

Songs They Will Tend To Like: Badan Pe Sitaare Lapete Hue O Jaane Tamanna Kidhar Jaa Rahi Ho…Zara Paas Aao Toh Chain Aajaye…..

Expert level Tharki:

They like girls, aunties, sexy actress, B grade actress, neighbor aunties, mother, sisters, of their friends as well. They have all of the qualities as mentioned in beginner and intermediate levels. What makes them stand apart is they won’t think twice and if they have your number by any fair chance..they will CALL…!! They will hit on you officially but in a lil decent fashion.

Example: On Social Media: Boy: Hey your dp is burning hawwwwtttttt…its almost burnt my screen…!! I think I can make you look even more gorgeous. Add me on Fb and I’ll tell you how? Best is we talk about it…this is my number 9999999999 if you feel shy to call drop me a msg or give me missed call I’ll call you. Waiting to hear your sexy voice. Waiting for you to add me on Fb and call me.

In Person: Boy: If he is with a gang of his friends and locates you in a mall with your friend and if you are of his types he will have his eyes glued on to you and observe what you are doing. He will come to you and ……..

Boy: Hi (smiles) “what’s the time”

Girl: Blank expression:  “3.30”

Boy: “You are wearing a nice jacket”

Girl: Smiles

Boy: “Ohhhh lovely! Your smile is sweet…where do you work?”

Girl: ”I work for IBM” strangely smiling

Boy: “Ahh I see. My friend also works in IBM. Do you work from Manyata Tech Park”

Girl: “No my office is on Banerghatta Road”

Boy: “ I thought so…!! Nevermind I know you want to go…are you on facebook..lets be friends?”

Rest depends on the response of the girl ;)

Songs They Will Tend To Like: Bheege Hoth tere Pyaasa Dil Mera Lage Abrasar Mujhe Tann Tera……

MASTER Level Tharki: Alias MAHA THARKI

He is Baap of All But Father of None…!!! ;) These level tharkis like school going girls, college going girls, working women, aunties, sexy actress, B & C grade actress, Background dancers, neighbor aunties, mother, sister of friends and enemy, bhabhi and wife of friends or even wife of his own brother.  Tops the list he gets desperate even for his kaamwali bai. All in all he just needs a woman in any form pattern or kind :/ And let me tell you these kind of tharkis you will find amongst the age group of 35 to 95 usually there are cases where I know a baap of tharki who is just 23. He eve teases, he is desperate, he will talk openly about a girls physique, he will have open statuses that talks about sex. He will forward adult so called non veg msgs to girls and whatever bigger and cheaper antics you can expect he is all of that.

Example: He Just imagines any/every women in bed and the various positions he can try on them. Period!

Songs He Will Like: Shake your Biscuit Baby…Shake It For Me….!!! :D

But there are some specimens who are in between all these levels cant rightly stage them hence their mentions:

• Every person can fall in love, but that is actually “Love”. If it’s a feeling of “I should have a girlfriend so let’s propose her”, then it’s a Tharki.
• Obviously you will someday propose someone, but try that on 3 girls every month, and welcome to the world of Tharkis. (even 3 every year is a sign of the same)
• Instead of being genuine and loving the girl they know, Tharki people try their luck on every girl. Reason: They need a girl, no choices there!
  Say on Facebook, Tharkis send sort of mugged up love letters in addition to friend request to make it sound good
• The Facebook Tharkis have a unique feature,  if accidentally their friend request gets accepted, they will religiously like every status of that gal even if it says “I am gonna die soon” and they will also like every other girl’s comment on the same status.
• Very rightly said, They follow the tagline “bas naam he kaafi hai” In case of hitting like button on gals status.
• The best thing about Tharki people is their confidence, I just wish every engineer was this confident while giving his placement interview!

Statistically proving the confidence, a Tharki, on an average, won’t take more than 3.7 minutes to ask for a girl’s phone number in the first chat!

Remember, every guy in the world is born with a quality, a factor of attraction towards the opposite gender. Now when he feels it’s scarcity around, a fear of remaining single, a doubt on his qualities, all other friends getting committed, and above all, if he’s an engineer, Chances are that he’ll either become a Tharki or a Writer. So that’s it, for now, I hope I could impart you some knowledge and make you find out the differences between a genuine guy, a confused guy, a casanova and a Tharki.