Ufff Ye Sale Ki..Maa Ki Bhel...!!

As if the sexy weather and the Monday blues and hues weren’t enough to dampen my smiles at work….POP POP..keeps pouring, the mails every frigging day from these already rich online shopping sites like Jabong, Myntra, Nineteen, Fashionandyou and many such sites I have emptied my pockets in the past…!! And what do these mails howl about…..upto 80-90% Discount SALE….!!!

I at the first look read those fancy subject lines and think to myself…"bakwaas hoga yaar..chuck it….!!" 

Then the second thought comes to me…"Jaruri thodai na hai kharid na hi padega…Pistol thodi na daagi hai kisi ne mere sar par ki kharid lo warana tumhari jaan khatre main hai types….dekhne main kya jaraha hai..!!" 

And Lo! I give into the temptation of seeing what’s the hue and cry about….Smart chaps some marketing folks are…how wisely they put the best product pics in that one small tiny weeny email..and I am like “Nahi reyyyyyy aise kapde hai toh tere paas already…but then the third thought comes – kya pata website pe kuch naya hoga…dekhne main kya jaraha hai…!!!!”

And CLICK the LINK takes me to a world of beautifulllllllllllll clothes, accessories, shoes, bags….OMG OMG OMG…!! Then phat phat phat…some many things already loading in my cart and when I see the amount I need to pay….Rs 7830……!!!! "Account main 15000 hi bachey hai...appraisal bhi nahi hua...arey abhi toh sirf August 5th hai..pura mahina nikalna hai.....uff uff uff...!!"

"Ehhhhhhh par maine toh sirf 2 bags, 1 dress and 3 tops hi toh select kiye they and that too upto 90% discount ke baad ye price hai…..???" 

Then fourth thought that comes to my mind “ Account main paise bohat kam hai….!! Arey nahi rey abhi Timzzy ka gift kharidna baki hai..uska birthday June main hi chala gaya par gift baki hai…!!! Ohhoo  Kapc aur Vky bhi toh hai….Uff NO Poonam NO…CONTROL…!!!!!"

Iski maa ki….!!! Sulk Sulk Sulk…then delete all the items in the cart and shut down the website….some sense of relief after closing that window….but then fifth sixth and many many thoughts come to my not so happy mind now:

"Dear Dress, Bags, Shoes…Why do you love others more than me….

Why can't you be mine?

Why do you have to look so lovely with her and not me?

Why is it that every time I want you, I can already see how you're just not made for me?

How can you be so shallow to go with her just because she's thin, attractive and rich?

Why don't you understand how much I love and want to be with you?

I'm shattered.

I'm broken.

You leave me feeling like a old fashioned, worthless piece of outdated furniture.

I have no hope of being with you or anyone remotely like you for the rest of my life.

I hate you.

Yes, I hate you, you over-expensive stuffs…..jao kisi aur ki shobha badhao…ab tere bin jee lenge hum…zeher zindagi ka pilenge hum…!! Retail therapy my foot..!!!!

Oye jyada khush mat ho..by the next sale season kafi savings kar lungi..tab teri keh ke lungi…!!" :)